Mommy Musings

It's been awhile, but I think it's time for a good Dear So and So post! Dear Summer: We had a rough start, then you were nice and hot for about three weeks.  But recently it's been more like September weather.  Can we please please please go back to the heat?  If you don't shape up soon I'm going to resume my house searches in Florida. Dear People Who Fly Planes: Now, I'm not talking commercial or military pilots.  I'm talking about people who fly those little personal, four person planes.  Could you please stop and pick up another hobby?  I'm still heartbroken over the terrible crash in Connecticut last week.  Most plane crashes these days are the result of amateurs with a pilot license. Leave flying up to the professionals. Dear One-Uppers: I get it.  Your lives are either totally perfect, or your problems are so much worse than everyone else's.  I'm all about people showing off good things in their lives, or asking for prayers ...

I love reading these on other blogs, so I thought it was time to do one of my own! Dear showerhead, I'm not sure why you decided to start shooting out really amazing water pressure the other day, but please don't stop.  It feels like a million little fingers are massaging my scalp every time I was my hair.  I have never felt so clean in my life! Dear September, Ummm, where did you go?  How is it October already?  I really hate the fall. Dear Little M, I am apologizing for the fact that your Daddy and I have already taught you to fist pump.  You're from Jersey...you're just going to have to embrace that. Dear Giants, Could SOMEONE on the team step up as a leader and make everyone start caring about winning again?  It's only the start of week 4 and I've already given up on the entire season.  You have one more chance against the Bears on Sunday before I change my loyalties to the other Manning brother {well really his team, as much as I love the Giants I...